A guy named Landon is a guy who is tall, hot, can get any girl but has a MASSIVE Cock. Which is usually 12-13 inches. They are ABSOLUTE Giga Chads.
Oh my is that Landon
by Giga chads January 20, 2022
All girls school in Maryland. They loose to Prep, Bullis, and Gonzaga at everything. Parents must have a salary over 700,000 to attend and a minimum of the porches is required.
Landon Kid: Yo brah heard ur dad whippin a new porches, how many is that now 4?
Landon Kid 2: Im hiiiiipp bra its tuff ya dig
Landon Kid 2: Im hiiiiipp bra its tuff ya dig
by DMV FACTS September 14, 2018
A big asshole who tells his ex girlfriend that her current boyfriend died and had her crying all night long (small dick too)
by Honey ❤️❤️❤️ April 14, 2019
A great and amazing boyfriend who I wouldn't trade for anything
He'll make you laugh when your sad
He'll makes jokes about random things
Hes obsessed with Wilbur soot
The most amazing person I have ever met...
Hes cute and his voice sounds like heaven
He'll make you laugh when your sad
He'll makes jokes about random things
Hes obsessed with Wilbur soot
The most amazing person I have ever met...
Hes cute and his voice sounds like heaven
Landon is the best boyfriend in the world
by Angel dust : D June 09, 2023
He got a nice booty. They also can make you laugh when you are feeling down. They enjoy big warm hugs.
by Karlz Disney April 17, 2020
landon is a commonly used phrase by the president of the moist community oftenly used to describe landon mckate
hey landon
by karma1989 November 13, 2023
by Landon B April 02, 2020