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Landon Simp 

A "Landon Simp" is someone who obsesses and simps for men named Landon Bugg, thinking that he can do no wrong or harm to anyone. These people are usually named "Jay", "Trixxy", or "Cindy"
"Ew, she's seriously mad at that girl for breaking up with him and getting out of a toxic relationship, she must be a Landon Simp."
Landon Simp by ur mad x July 30, 2022
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Landon Stewart 

Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.
Landon Stewart did the good the bad and the ugly sometimes two at a time.

Landon day 

A fun guy to be around and is 100% will be a millionaire
Man that kid is a Landon day
Landon day by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023

Landon B 

Landon B is the king of Germany
Person 1: Hey you know the king of Germany?
Person 2 : oh ya Landon b
Landon B by anonymous February 14, 2023

Landon Rupley 

The alpha male of the pack just by using his words. He is the hottest, most attractive guy in the friend group. most likely blonde, 5'4, called the weakling of the friend group even though he will be 6'4. A natural baddie, with a big booty.
That guy is so cool, he is such a landon rupley.
Landon Rupley by MrRupley February 27, 2023

Landon Hodges 

A medium sized human that tends to lurk around corners. This being can be seen procrastinating all of their Social Studies assignments with their partner in crime. They are described as a medium sized male with dark-black hair.
Landon Hodges is a idiotic name for a human.
Landon Hodges by Simbason June 14, 2023

Landon Everette Pillatzki 

Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen
Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met

Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime

Girl 1. Same

Million other girls. I want him