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Landon Stewart 

Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.

Landon Stewart did the good the bad and the ugly sometimes two at a time.

Landon Stewart by Celibateandmarriedfuck December 8, 2022