front load

drinking alcohol of any kind before heading out to a party

Paul arrived at the party with a foreign package because he had the foreskin to front load before he got there.

by sheila in the car January 11, 2009

loaded baked potato

the act of performing veracious anal thrustage while the anal cavity has reached maximum fecal capacity. After fertilizing the know tender "potato" with your seed, place a dinner saucer beneath the anus. Watch the steaming spud plop onto the saucer with with copious amounts of your freshly churned genetic sour cream.

See also 'gravy boat'

Anytime Johny wants a loaded baked potato, I bend over and tell him "Fill 'er up!"

by Dock and Load! September 13, 2009

drop loads

To ejaculate on a person.

OOOOOHHHHH Yeah! I just drop loads all over you. Droppin' Loads!!!!!

by Miguel Sanchez Rodriguez January 31, 2009

loaded fist

A wonderfully liberating experience where after rogering a dirty skank senseless, an especially enterprising young scallywag jacks off into his hand then punches his conquest in the face. Shouts of "Wilko" would be humourous but totally inappropriate in these circumstances.
An excellent retaliation if a filthy whorebag has top decked your place of residence.

Lex: What happened to your hand, man?
Chris: Gave Michelle a loaded fist last night.
Lex: Why? That seems kinds harsh.
Chris: That miserable whore top decked my place during last Saturday nights party.
Lex: In ya face, bitch!
Chris: Indeed!

by eldog_brisbane April 16, 2008

grip load

A "lot" A large number of the same thing(s) together..Many "somthing" in a group.

There was a grip load of chicks at that party last night...

by smithers91 July 5, 2005

load

A huge overdue amount of cum that weighs down your balls, that u need to splatter on your gf's face or pussy, or ass.

Sunny from penn. lovessssss to blow his load on pooja from florida when she gives him head.

by Pooja May 1, 2004

Lazy Man's Load

The act of male ejaculation as a result of masturbating, usually taking place in a bed. Upon ejaculating(blowing his load) the individual is too tired or just too lazy to clean up his mess, leaving the load to rest on the sheets, and in and around his belly button(depending on accuracy), He then drifts off into a deep and satisfied slumber.

Guy1: "Dude I was so horny last night, but was too tired to toss 1 off"

Guy2: "Dude why didn't you just 'Lazy Man's Load' that shit?"

by chakademus August 22, 2011