Knob jockey

When a person/s are being stupid

“Stop being stupid you knob Jockey”

by Knob2020 August 25, 2022

Knob Blobbin

In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.

"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"

"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."

"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"

by Tungsten Pimp October 1, 2022

knob monkey

A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.

Dave, I can't believe you said that, you're a proper knob monkey!

by Kane LAKUK October 21, 2022

Knob off

To go somewhere.

I need to knob off into town.

I'm just knobbing off out.

Where's Pete gone? He's knob off to Benidorm for the weekend.

Right, I'm finished for the day, so I'm knobbing off home!

by Hungrymarco December 12, 2022

Knob of Cheese

An uncircumcised man's smegma crusted penis

When I asked you for a knob of cheese I didn't expect you to pull that nasty thing out!

by The red man March 13, 2023

Knob-Jockey

A Knob-Jockey is someone who jockeys a knob

Aiden - "I know how to ride cock like an absolute pro, I should be in porn, sad my penis is too small"
Brad - "Your such a Knob-Jockey"

by Yuppy_254 April 13, 2023

Knob Glob

The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years

1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.

by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023