King Zog

King of Albania from 1918-1939. Has done many great things for the country, such as reforming education, pledging for women's rights and uniting the country. Was exiled after Italy invaded Albania. Smoke 200 cigarettes per day, survived 55 assassination attempts, one which he shot back at his murderer. He died in France in the 1960s.

Random dude : Yo, have you heard of King Zog of Albania?
Historian : ...Who?
Random dude : Yeah, me neither.

by NickWilde October 27, 2016

draft kings

A site used by many hooligans to act like they are obtaining cash when really they are just going bankrupt.

Person 1 "Hey did you see how much money I won on draft kings?"
Person 2 "Nope, sorry dude. I drive a Subaru!"

by SteezySubieToneTrapCard November 22, 2015

the ghost king

Nico di Angelo's title given to him in a prophecy that nobody but himself calls him.

"I'm not your sunshine, Will! I'm the ghost king! Fear me!" - Nico di Angelo twice a week

"Your so adorable." - Will

by Dam Nico di Angelo November 22, 2018

King wash

When a woman gives your asshole a cracking good tongue fuck

Sarah gave Jamie the best king wash last night

by Secretsouls July 21, 2017

King of the monsters

GOD fuckin ZILLA

GODZILLA is king of the monsters

by tguvtd July 1, 2018

King’s Rinse

the act of showering with one’s partner and then urinating down said partner’s leg.

“I was in the shower this morning with Nick and he gave me a King’s Rinse”
“Ew! That’s so gross hun, get rid ASAP”

by mister coleman January 24, 2019

king stubbleton

\A man missing at least one of his fingers, preferably the middle, or all of them. Otherwidse they were cut off halfway and sown on with leeches, and npow they look weird. Royaltyy

Cooper: Dude, is that guy missing his fingers??
Teia: Yah, he's a King Stubbleton. Let's go to Starbuck instead.

by giteiTEEUWDUIQDKABJ June 7, 2018