One who seems very sexy from the behind view, but might as well be a troll from the frontal view - preferrably given pleasure from behind, be it doggystyle or any other "behind" sex positions; similar to butterface.
"I was walking up to this hot girl at the party Saturday night, but when she turned around I almost threw up -- she was definetly a behind kind if I had to screw her."
by Rupert Gehmlich July 24, 2006
Get the behind kind mug.another way to say that someone is a J.O.C.K.; one who enjoys carrying a gallon of water around wherever he goes, just in case; loves and plays football and believes it's the most important thing in life
Hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! Do you think it is the property of a Jolly Old Candy King?
by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004
Get the jolly old candy king mug.Also known as a fetish or turn-on, it will make you very horny and very happy if used right.
Examples:
Masochism
Sadism
Biting
Whipping
Bondage
Daddy
Yandere
Spanking
(not all of these are my kinks)
Examples:
Masochism
Sadism
Biting
Whipping
Bondage
Daddy
Yandere
Spanking
(not all of these are my kinks)
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019
Get the Kink mug.1) A penis that favors only the greatest tuna.
2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.
2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.
Marty: Hey do you think Hugo is going to have sex with that new girl in school? I mean, she's not great, but she's bangable.
Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.
Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.
by Timmythetooth69 February 22, 2010
Get the King Tut dick mug.The ultimate cupcake. Characterized by a strange combination of emo and hipsterness, with an uncontrollable tendency to flirt with every korean girl encountered, often 2-3 at a time.
The ultimate cupcake would be someone who wears tight red pants purchased from Italy and who has a super emo haircut--for example a high buzzcut on one side with longer comb over hair on the other side.
A king cupcake prefers to remain unidentified and tries to deflect his cupcake status by claiming that others are cupcakes and that cupcaking is inherently "gay cupcaking" (which is false).
The ultimate cupcake would be someone who wears tight red pants purchased from Italy and who has a super emo haircut--for example a high buzzcut on one side with longer comb over hair on the other side.
A king cupcake prefers to remain unidentified and tries to deflect his cupcake status by claiming that others are cupcakes and that cupcaking is inherently "gay cupcaking" (which is false).
"WOW, what a huge cupcake Howard P is. He is always trying to mack on little AZN (asian) girls and wears fruity red designer pants. He truly is the King Cupcake"
by Cupcake Understudy July 7, 2008
Get the King Cupcake mug.One of the funniest and most outrageous comics of the 1980's and early 1990's. The definition of politically incorrect. A former preacher, Sam left the ministry to become a stand-up comic. He tackled subjects such as marriage, religion, homosexuality, world hunger and necrophilia.
He exploded on the scene as a result of his show-stealing performance on a Rodney Dangerfield HBO young comic special and became a near overnight sensation after having a rough time getting started in Los Angeles.
Best known for his bitter sense of humor and hellish scream, he's one of the best comics of the 20th century. Sam was killed in April of 1992 when a truck hit his car head on. He died shortly after at the scene in the company of his brother Bill, his new wife Malika and his best friend Carl LaBove.
He exploded on the scene as a result of his show-stealing performance on a Rodney Dangerfield HBO young comic special and became a near overnight sensation after having a rough time getting started in Los Angeles.
Best known for his bitter sense of humor and hellish scream, he's one of the best comics of the 20th century. Sam was killed in April of 1992 when a truck hit his car head on. He died shortly after at the scene in the company of his brother Bill, his new wife Malika and his best friend Carl LaBove.
Thanks to Bill for gathering the information and putting together a great biography of Sam Kinison. A fantastic book about the true icon for political incorrectness.
by jlovato August 22, 2006
Get the Sam Kinison mug.A town in Northern New Jersey which was first known as Charlotteburg; a small ironmaking town that supplied iron until 1922 where the land was purchased by Francis S. Kinney who named the town after himself. Over the next century, Kinnelon would transform into a moderately quiet town with low-density suburban areas and multiple nature parks and trails.
It is also a town where there is little to nothing to do. If you do something; it is probably drugs. The school uses tons of the town's money (around 80% of the budget) and its used to buy some new Range Rovers. The schools' National ranking is dropping each year and nobody really notices. The only redeemable thing about Kinnelon's current school system is the music program, which is decent at best. Everyone in the town is white, part of the upper middle class and are apparently entitled to whatever the fuck they want. They probably also know every detail of your life as soon as you take a step in Kinnelon. The Lakes, fields, and anything remotely interesting in the town is probably a 10-minute drive from wherever you live. Making it severely inconvenient to do anything independently until your father (with a job paying 6 or 7 figures) buys you a new S-Class AMG or a Jeep as a first car (another place to smoke weed). The town is so boring, you're here reading this instead of doing anything else. As soon as anyone gets the chance to leave, they fucking run.
It is also a town where there is little to nothing to do. If you do something; it is probably drugs. The school uses tons of the town's money (around 80% of the budget) and its used to buy some new Range Rovers. The schools' National ranking is dropping each year and nobody really notices. The only redeemable thing about Kinnelon's current school system is the music program, which is decent at best. Everyone in the town is white, part of the upper middle class and are apparently entitled to whatever the fuck they want. They probably also know every detail of your life as soon as you take a step in Kinnelon. The Lakes, fields, and anything remotely interesting in the town is probably a 10-minute drive from wherever you live. Making it severely inconvenient to do anything independently until your father (with a job paying 6 or 7 figures) buys you a new S-Class AMG or a Jeep as a first car (another place to smoke weed). The town is so boring, you're here reading this instead of doing anything else. As soon as anyone gets the chance to leave, they fucking run.
Guy 1: Man, I hate Kinnelon. I want to leave as soon as possible
Guy 2: Same bro same. Pass the blunt.
Guy 2: Same bro same. Pass the blunt.
by Oblicuo November 25, 2018
Get the Kinnelon mug.