jill

the absence of thought.

chick:how do you spell HTML?
chick2: gawd, you're such a jill!

by Waffle supafly February 24, 2008

Jill

a fat girl who lives in york

Me: Hey did you see a Jill?
Them: No?
Me: Look!!
Them: OMG SHES SO FAT
Me: IKR?

by Nicoleluvs October 28, 2013

Jill Card

A mechanism used by women to prevent their significant others from having fun without them, regardless of logic.

Ryan: I'm ready to go out and have some fun. I've been planning this night out for weeks.
Jill: I don't feel like going out. You can't go.

Friends: She just played the Jill Card.

by Chuckadoodledoo January 11, 2009

jillinkla

a state of mind where one thinks about everything eg. life, god culture, music...etc and attempts to makes sense of everything, only succeeding in confussing themselves after which they get into a state that they don't want to think

you: what if hitler never died? what if i was never born? what if the sky was pink? what if..........

someone: that person has gone jillinkla

by Mavisperson June 3, 2005

Jilliology

The study of fitness techniques, theories and practices used by fitness guru Jillian Michaels.

Jilliology helps educate people on slow and fast oxidation, frakenfoods, plyometrics and general health and well-being.

by Sophy Philo May 30, 2010

Jill Tits

Someone with rather small tits, often called "Mosquito Bites" or "Bee Stings"

That new girl has some major Jill Tits, can she even physically wear a bra?

by Dinobinoid December 10, 2008

Jilly

A Jilly is another Spoonerism.

When you wear pants that are a size or two bigger than yours, you tighten your belt and it makes a bump on the jeans in the crotch area, looking like you've got a Jean Willy, or a Jean Boner...

Can be kind of embarrassing too...

Mike: Ay man, check it out, she just smsed me. haha Hells yeah
Tom: Dude, why do you have a boner? haha!
Mike: No man, that's my Jilly... So irritating! Arg!

by K1ngJulian December 10, 2010