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Cum jockey

A man who receives anal sex and allows the other man to shoot a load (or two) inside him, then saving it in his anus. He then goes home to his lover and fucks him in the ass with the other guys cum still in his ass. The cum jockey is probably high on crystal meth, thus allowing this minor lapse in judgment over what is in good taste and what is not. He, however, finds great pleasure in the fact that he is still full of jizz. This must take great muscle control and a true deviant piggy mind.
John is a total Cum jockey! Bill filled his hole twice before he went home to Steven. What a weird way to have a 3-way!
by BaJinxy September 30, 2007
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cock jockey

A professional horse racer who also happens to be a male chicken.
Hay look, it's a cock jockey running down the motorway.
by Tallywacker Tom January 2, 2004
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south arizona camel jockey

a sex act in which the male climbs on the female in a piggyback (as if riding a camel), and inserts his penis into her vaginal/anal to undergo sexual intercourse.
Janice wanted to get freaky last night; so instead of the missionary and reverse cowgirl, i climbed on her back and rode her like a good south arizona camel jockey.
by JBOOGNIGZ July 7, 2009
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a$$ jockey

A person who rides another person's ass about something, or won't let go of something. This probably has its origins in Warcraft 3 team play. Presumably it was meant as a non-sensical insult, but later evolved into a useful phrase at LAN parties.
Al: I can't believe you lost to a n00b.
Tim: Stop being an a$$ jockey.
by paxmagellanic January 23, 2006
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nob jockey

a female who gets it in the ass or the vagina by a horse and she shits out horse cum for the next month.
dont date her dude she is a nob jockey.
by darkthatfollows May 23, 2010
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booze jockey

one of four men who comsumes excessive amounts of alcohol, either by choice, or through the art of peer pressure.
"commmmooonnnnn.... thought you were a booze jockey?"
by Scott Vigue June 27, 2006
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IT knob jockey

Jumped up IT technicians and managers who use pseudo-techno terms and acronyms to sound intelligent when all they come across as is a pair of complete knob jockeys.
Kev says: 'You need to use the VPN TWAIN server through an open portal Phil'

Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'

Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'
by Savolicious November 11, 2011
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