Jared Kyei 

Jared ''Fast dick Frozone'' Kyei, is a sexy ass beast of a man and also an annoying mf. He likes to suck his mom's dick and somtimes his but with no luck. He also likes touching girl's boobies by ''accident''. He's the sort of person that sits in the front and watches your stupidity evolve with utter disbeleif. He fucked The Principal once in the ass before licking the shit off his dick with help of his trusty gimp. Thwy both procede to get married on a kinky sex swing meant for furries OOPS! i guess...

Jared Kyei is god himself and also the simpiest and gimpiest of all. He is the ultime anti-pussy machine

Jared Kyei by THE MATER MICHeLANgeLO May 24, 2020

Jared Grech 

scrawny italian stallion that tries to say something funny but nobody laughs.

Yo Jared Grech say something funny!
"Tells Joke"
Silence
Just don't talk anymore man.

Jared Grech by Jared Grech June 30, 2022

jared grimes

a retarded boy who cannot control his homosexual impulses. At times breaks out into song and dance to "bop to the top" and "everyday" from high school musical. He THINKS he's bringing sexy back, but he's running it out of fashion.

God your such a Jared Grimes.

jared grimes by PrincesaKaytee February 20, 2009

Jared Lorenzen 

The fattest quarterback in the NFL.

Jared Lorenzen is no quarter pounder at that position.

Jared Lorenzen by Hoagous September 24, 2007

Jared and Lindsey

Two people who are in Love so much the world does not exist to them..

Jared and Lindsey are a cute couple.
They are perfect together.

Jared and Lindsey by LindseyLikesCaaake July 24, 2011

Jared Bomber 

a paper airplane marked "jared bomber" that appeared in Mr. Arizpe's 8th period spanish period from 2006-2007. Everyone made these and threw them while the teacher was out of the room. When he comes back he reads a plane and calls jared to the front of the class thinking it was him who marked his name on all the planes. Jared walks up, ALL red, and in a crying high pitched voice says " They all make fun of me!! =" and pointed 5 [kids out, all later screamed at by the psycho mr arizpe.

DUDE ITS JARED BOMBER! GO CRY BITCH :D

Jared Bomber by jbomber22 October 5, 2008

Jared Gavin

A total dick

Over reacts

and is always wrong but doesnt admit it.

Jared gavin over reacted to a pillow fight.

Jared Gavin by pr4 dude November 6, 2013