Jake

Jamaican

Dude 1: "Yo, where can I get a piece?!"

Dude 2: "Talk to them Jakes over there"

by Mojo86 December 14, 2012

jake

a white kid whos mom started fucking with a black guy named tyrese after her second marriage failed , he hears his mom getting pounded every night , he plays basketball, has one black friend , lives in the suburbs , and hates his mom

jerome: aye jake whos that black guy in the benz that picks you up from school ?

jake: thats my moms boyfriend his name is tyrese

jerome: oh thats what shes into ..... i knew it too !

jake: what do you mean ?

jerome: mann shut yo ass up and just hand her my number for me , or matter fact just give me her number real quick

by takeyabitchandhititquick May 28, 2016

jake

A Cunt with no friends, no life, and no cock. He is jealous of guys with GF's and he tries to ruin them but he is too retarded. His brains spill out of his fucking ears when he laughs like a fucking maniac. He is a shit talker even though the only shit around is the vomit coming out of his fucking mouth.

Jake sucks dick, and I caught hi wanking

by fkajfklas;fjklas;fjal;skf November 4, 2016

jake

A guy who's 24/7 horny

Do you hear the moaning in the bath?

Yeah, must be Jake.

by FlossyGurl April 10, 2017

Jake

Jake is a handsome person, with great hair and he is very tall. He has a funny sense of humour and he is genourous too. He can be annoying by listining to loud music of playing games.

"Ugh, look at Jake"
"Hows the weather up there Jake?"

by DoryJones🐠 April 18, 2018

jake

the guy who stole your bitch and is getting layed as you read this

Guy one:"yo that jake guy is so lucky he is already in bed with bethany."
Guy two:"hey bethany is my girlfriend "
Guyone:"HAHA he jake stole your bitch"

by allah jake August 13, 2017

Jake

(Adj.) To penetrate the penis quickly into a girl

I jaked the bitch last night in bed

by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017