Lila's cock (9 inches)

This giant biological marvel baffles scientists worldwide to this day. She is like 5% horse and has about 10% of the world's cock mass. this exceptional specimen has been under research since 1902, when lila's descendants first discovered the prophecy of lila's descent. the horse god in human disguise, a cock that rivals that of a sperm whale. it is hard not to look at her absolute unit of a cock, it is so big that it generates it's own gravitational pull. try not to look directly at it or else there is a high chance of getting blinded. no mortal is capable of looking at it without facing the consequences. to mere mortals, the cock may look as bright as 1000000000 suns. #9inchcock

Lila's cock (9 inches) is scaring the children !
put your MASSIVE cock away!!

by Not Syun September 16, 2022

itchy

When your pubic hair is comming in from you shaving it, that my friend is itchy!

ME: DUDE IM SO ITCHY
ERICA: DUDE ME TO!
**high five**

me and erica are Itchy Twins

by Jenn [e-mail] May 13, 2006

Itchy Muskrat

Fat Fuck. See Ricky Musgrave.

Itchy Muskrat... what a faggot.

by The Whole Entire World March 9, 2005

1/4 inch sneak

while banging away at your girl pull it out and shove it in her ass with no warning

changing lanes without signaling

by will simmons June 15, 2004

2 inch dick

A dick that is only 2 inches long which is about this long ===============================

Ezra has a 2 inch dick but he still fucks alot of girls

by hahaz April 4, 2009

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

by Jerzley July 30, 2006

Itchy thirty feet

The sudden urge to settle down at the age of thirty.

Jason: ‘I’ve just turned 30, I need to go on the show Married at First Sight’’
Andy: ‘Nah mate, you just have itchy thirty feet’.

by The piney of five March 26, 2018