The wingman who takes one for the team and talks to the Designated Ugly Fat Friend (DUFF). So the player has the opportunity to pick up the babe.
by Frankie B Govan October 21, 2015

by LeilaSP March 26, 2019

John was Misty's man slave, first she would make him clean the house and then he would be allowed to please her in bed.
by Sarah.Gibson31 June 9, 2018

by satan's ass hole May 26, 2018

A giga chad that said V1nce had balls the size of bowling balls (which V1nce does)
Sub to V1nce or you have no life
Sub to V1nce or you have no life
by V1nce has iron balls April 20, 2022

A light blue, monopoly-obsessed man who strangely tastes like Gatorade. He has started his own currency known as dabloons, which can be used to purchase various good throughout the shop and the surrounding desert wasteland, as well as the city. His eyes are thin, seeming to always be closed and possesses and straight-line mustache. He wears a big, solid black pirate captain’s hat with “EMPLOYEE” scribbled on it, and is usually selfish and self-centered. Nonetheless, he can be a strong ally and give some good survival advice as well as how to silence children.
Person 1: “yo what can i do with this spare change”
Person 2: “trade it with the dabloons man”
Person 1: “why tf do i need dabloons”
Person 2: “trade it with the dabloons man”
Person 1: “why tf do i need dabloons”
by X-phoid January 29, 2022
