infantaphobia

The fear of babies. (Usually 1 year old and younger)

Like arachnophobia but Babies instead of spiders. infantaphobia.

by Dragón May 20, 2016

inactiveness

A word that stands for passive in a group chat.

We should evict her due to inactiveness

by IdkImRandom August 29, 2017

InfaPtuation

The instinctual attraction to a certain type of male/ female/or whatever the fuck, that you can't overcome because you love the idea of that type of person as the best. Mostly regarding nationality.

Pete "Dude derrin got head from that Asian girl."
Bret " no way dude I didn't know he had an InfaPtuation for the Asian ladies!"
Pete "You're fucking right he does!"

by Definitely NOT Petie Hernandez March 8, 2018

infantry protection

When Russians pile onto a fucking tank to protect against missiles.

We need infantry protection!!! Vladimir. Ivan. Pile on tank. Rocket coming.

by Dilk hater 420. 69 July 1, 2018

inaction figure

Plastic figurine of a low energy character or celebrity who is not a super hero.

"Have you seen the new Golden Girls action figures of Blanche, Dorothy, Rose and Stella? "

"Yeah, but they are more like inaction figures."

by yes juanito yes July 22, 2018

inFanta

A "spoiled brat" or "picky-eater"-type female youngster who is way too fond of Fanta and other sickly-sweet fizzy beverages to want to try real fruit juice or something else that's much better for her but would have a much blander flavor.

Financial-worth list of secretly filling a child's soda-can with apple-juice cocktail:
Cost of discarded Fanta Orange --- 59¢
Cost of apple-juice cocktail that your infanta doesn't want to drink instead --- 39¢
Seeing the look of disgusted revulsion and betrayed child-parent trust on Little Miss Sweet-tooth's face upon tasting her drink and realizing that you secretly switched the Fanta with the apple-juice cocktail --- PRICELESS
(Google "little girl fanta juice cocktail" and look at one of the first pictures that appears under "images")

by QuacksO August 11, 2018

in fact

1. (law) Resulting from the actions of parties.
2. (modal) Actually, in truth

People think tomatoes are vegetables, but, in fact, they are fruits.

by dreemurrchara654 August 31, 2018