herman lipshits

a name that you give a person that is so frugal with his money its scary

" you know that kid ryan"

"you mean herman lipshits"?
"i asked if he could spare a dollar and he told me to go fuck off "

by RYAN FITZSIMMONS September 19, 2022

Herm

Human-like demonoid creature that only appears when he feels a universal disturbance. There is no stopping him. When he comes that’s it.

Herm is coming.

by Jg663738 October 3, 2022

Herman Mean Finger XIV

An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.

Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”

by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022

Hermansa

It's how you say, "A very handsome man." in Spanish.

Caleb eres hermansa.

by calerissa.org February 24, 2023

Hermaphrocock

A fat dk with sweet slimy cum swirling around it prior to transfer upon puffy nipples on succulent breasts. The fat ck is throbbing to burst. The fat ck is hot inside of you and desires it’s head to be bobbed on in short spurts.

“Would you lick this thick hermaphrocock for me?”

by Jaythereal December 23, 2022

Hermanism

A religion formed by the leader of the Hermit crabs across the world.

The Hermit Crabs main religion is Hermanism

by Pastor RJ July 24, 2023

Herman

A squirmy man who’s gonna make a career out of being a whiny man and also being a politician. He’s got short knees and will let you know about it and force you to accommodate for him. He’s also gonna snitch on his colleagues anytime they say or do something that goes against decorum rules. He also will brag about his public school education.

“Hey Herman how are you?”

by Iloveoatmeal July 26, 2023