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Hot Poo

Very warm poo. Opposite of cold poo. If one were to touch hot poo they might burn their hand. Approach with caution.
Ouch, I just burnt my penis/vagina on some hot poo.
by kingsley0 May 11, 2011
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Hot Michigan

Much like a snowball, a Hot Michigan is the act of blowing a powdery substance directly into another person's anal cavity using only the lips. Once applied, the powdery substance is then returned to the blower's mouth via a hot fart.
Corey: The only way I'll get high is if you blew those drugs right into my ass.
Ryan: I'll do that!
Corey: I swear to God I'll fart them right back into your mouth!
Ryan: Oooo! A Hot Michigan! Let's do this!
Corey: *blank stare*
by Ramertax August 19, 2011
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Hot Topic

A store which sells "alternative attire" for those who seek it. Buying clothing from there makes you neither original nor a poser (unless of course you think yourself original for shopping there). It's a clothing store. Not much else to it really.
I shop at Hot Topic on occasion. I don't make my own clothing so I suppose that makes me a complete conformist and poser.
by LuciNormal March 4, 2004
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Bastard Hot

A term used to describe when an object reaches a temperature in excess of what would normally be considered 'hot'.
Mr. Spanners addressed the classroom. "Listen up, students, this is an important physics lesson. A cup of tea is hot. An oven is really hot. The lava currently melting through the roof is bastard hot."

"Don't touch! It's bastard hot!”, Jeff the blacksmith shouted across the workshop as Alice stared hypnotically at the glowing orange lump of metal, fresh from the brazing hearth. These warnings fell on deaf ears, as Alice's poor judgement and dull intellect instructed her to pick up the metal piece, promptly rewarding her for this action with second-degree burns.

"But, Dr. McVillainous, the lair's tar pits only need to be hot enough to dispose of pesky superheroes and former employees. Raising the temperature to bastard hot will not provide any advantage and will only raise our fuel bills....", the nervous advisor quivered as he delivered his report.
Dr. McVillainous raised his hand and slapped his subordinate hard across the face. "I want to strike fear into the hearts of men! Nothing short of bastard hot will do!"
by JankZappa January 22, 2022
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hot boil

When you are eating out the old lady and the dog starts eating your ass
Oh man last night I was eating out the old lady and the dog started giving me a hot boil!
by 455pipewelderjesus March 1, 2018
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hot nugget

by Parker40 January 24, 2017
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Hot Roby

Yo, you saw that Hot Roby on the new roblox game?
by Hot ROby January 21, 2022
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