Horny Potter

The act of busting a nut and drawing glasses and a lightning bolt on another’s face. The person’s face will then resemble that of the famed literary protagonist, Harry Potter.

Jessica: Ah man, did you really just Horny Potter all over my face again?!
Alex: Yep, you’re a jizzer Harry.

by JKTrowling February 22, 2019

Horny Jail

When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.

Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."

by Blysterz October 19, 2020

tired and horny

me rn

i’m tired and horny

by LyonIsOffline May 21, 2021

Horny Toddler

A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.

GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.

by Ranchgirls November 2, 2020

sleep horny

Whenever you crave sleep to the point that you think about it non-stop and just the thought of sleep makes you horny.

I got in so late last night and had to be up so early today that I am sleep horny. I will take a nap as soon as i get home.

by Kwikness September 15, 2007

horny shakes

When you get so turned on without getting off that you begin to physically shake.

Jessica was so hot, but she never would let me do anything with her so I got the horny shakes.

by goodwink January 2, 2011

Nipple Horny

Someone who is uber horny.

Whenever you see her, you get so nipple horny!

by Sexy Dogg July 29, 2009