Air Horn

Erection (also known as an Air-ection) caused by a combination of vibration, temperature and pressure - usually experienced in Economy Class air travel where your seatbelt is 'fastened low and tight' and the seats are upright in any position.

Flew the red-eye home from Perth last night, copped a painful Air Horn that must've lasted at least an hour.

by dial_MIKE December 28, 2010

anus horn

A mexicans ass after eating frijoles.

Albert your anus horn is all tuned up after you ate those damn beans.

by Noper November 7, 2007

flugal horn

a word used during sex when things get to heated or you cant handle any more and you both stop when the word is uttered.

a safe word.

girl - flugal horn,
guy - ok the cufs are comming off.

by AlExSwOrD February 2, 2010

Morn-horn

Morn-horn is a contraction of morning and horn. This is the refreshing first fart in the morning. Which, if lucky, will set the standard for the remainder of the day.

"My beatch got totally pissed when I woke her up with morn-horn"
"Sounds like she doesn't appreciate quality sounds"

by Trolle March 7, 2008

Red Horn

When a guy has sex with a girl who is on her period, and his penis gets bloody from the girl's vagina.

Phil: Dude, I accidently did my girl on the time of the month, and got a red horn!
Jace: Why would you tell me that? That is nasty!

by codeman9028 June 27, 2014

infinity horn

holding down a car horn continuously, thereby making an obnoxious, incessant blaring sound

Residential neighborhood, 1 AM. Infinity horn!

by juanch August 1, 2011

Honk The Horn

The uncontrollable act induced by extreme excitement after an individual locates his cock, where he tediously shaves away at the outermost layer of skin until only the urethra is intact.

- Hello? 9-1-1? Yah, I just woke up with an apple peeler in my hand and the bloody existence of my penis was urinating like an unmanned fire hose.

- Stay calm... Prior to you passing out, you unconsciously mutilated your penis. Medical professionals familiar with "Honk The Horn" cases are on their way.

by ScreamTeam April 4, 2009