by mmsh August 20, 2005
Get the quarter to hooker mug.A female, often a teenager, who has stored an array of "cargoes" in her "hull." More than a typical whore on land, she often ventures into the high seas, in search of her next victim and often later wears the man's balls on necklace. Even though she gets around like a wheel, she lacks skill and the man is underwhelmed by her tactics, and in some extreme cases, the man cannot even ejaculate because he can only focus on how badly he has to pee. She doesn't have scurvy, but what she has rhymes with it (starts with an H). She's been tossed up more than your average baseball, but just like with playing catch in the backyard, there's always a chance you'll lose you ball(s).
R: Whatch out for that one track girl, she's a pirate hooker.
J: I know, jiggah, i learned the hard way.
J: I know, jiggah, i learned the hard way.
by rusty9 June 23, 2010
Get the Pirate Hooker mug.(pir·ate-hook·er) noun
A female who frequently whores the male sex. This species of women are usually found wearing way too much make-up while flirting with men old enough to be their father. Pirate Hookers are also known to be extremely ignorant. For example, many Pirate Hookers will turn down the first half decent guy to ask them on a date and then later that night screw a dirty guidoed-out meathead. You can usually spot a Pirate Hooker smoking at your local McDondalds or being fondled by a circle jerk of scum bags.
A female who frequently whores the male sex. This species of women are usually found wearing way too much make-up while flirting with men old enough to be their father. Pirate Hookers are also known to be extremely ignorant. For example, many Pirate Hookers will turn down the first half decent guy to ask them on a date and then later that night screw a dirty guidoed-out meathead. You can usually spot a Pirate Hooker smoking at your local McDondalds or being fondled by a circle jerk of scum bags.
by Arlingtoniscool June 19, 2007
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Get the on the hook mug.A actual cunt ass bitch Hook is short for Hooker but does not always imply the same meaning.
This is often used when one wants to throw someone off during a conversation which has something to do with something that no one gives a fuck about resulting in being called a Hook Ass Bitch.
This is often used when one wants to throw someone off during a conversation which has something to do with something that no one gives a fuck about resulting in being called a Hook Ass Bitch.
Sara: Man Children of Bodom Kick Ass.
Jim: Man you Hook Ass Bitch What the Fuck.
Sara: (slaps Jim)
Jim: (Cunt Punches dat Ho)
(Based on a True Story)
Jim: Man you Hook Ass Bitch What the Fuck.
Sara: (slaps Jim)
Jim: (Cunt Punches dat Ho)
(Based on a True Story)
by Badass Jim March 23, 2008
Get the hook ass bitch mug.A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.
"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."
by Kyle January 19, 2005
Get the tootsie hook mug.woman on the street taps you on the shoulder and says 'who the _____ you callin' a hook hook' and then she rips your turtle backpack. :(
by kaitii August 21, 2006
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