weed hoarder

someone who hoards weed and dosen't let anyone else touch it.

stop being a weed hoarder

by Max Donnanoodles August 12, 2016

patient hoarding

Keeping patients coming back for as long as you can, for the rest of their lives if at all possible. The goal is to keep a steady stream of patients coming in, by keeping as many patients on your list as possible, so as to maximize your weekly income. You don't want to completely cure them, or they might decide they don't need you anymore. You just need to make them feel like they're making progress, slowly but surely.

Psychiatrists and therapists are especially notorious for this. They will often make you feel that your condition is incurable, although treatable. Of course, some people, including those with chemical imbalances, may need a lifelong course of treatment. But some others, who may just be going through a difficult time in their lives, may not.

Some doctors do want to see their patients get cured and move on, if possible. But some (the patient hoarders) want to keep as many patients coming back as possible, for as long as possible.

As long as this doctor continues her practice of patient hoarding, you will have to make appointments well in advance because she will be booked solid for weeks, or even months, at a time.

by TheSageOne April 13, 2017

heeba hoba

The art of forcefully beating off a horse. (Sometimes a wheelchair is required/preferred)

Guy 1: Me and my cousin make money on the side givin hand jobs to the steeds down the road.

Guy 2: Oh you where given the steeds the heeba hoba.

by Angus Frogtown February 28, 2017

snack hoarder

The person who always eats all the snacks, and during birthday parties of special events always tries to get two prices of cake.

Hey lets go watch that movie you've been talking about!

Ok sure just don't invite that snack hoarder

Snack hoarder:can I come?

Shit...

by mr mr jellyman May 3, 2018

cyber hoarder

When a person by the name of brew doesn’t delete apps on his phone

My hard disc is full..... (boyfriend) what a cyber hoarder!!

by RALPACHEZ July 10, 2018

hurricane hoarder

Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.

Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

lord hoard

A valuable collection that its holder can lord over others.

I have a lord hoard of baseball cards. Not just any old collection. A lord hoard. Ha!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018