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American Healthcare

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Bob lives in Britain, he always says to be careful in my war video games, the soldiers can't afford or find American Healthcare.
by anonymous February 13, 2024
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American Healthcare

The most expensive shit on planet earth.

No amount of money can survive this monster.
American Healthcare has me on the streets.

American Healthcare made me sell everything I owned because of a broken toenail.
by Hozedron May 9, 2024
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gaza health ministry

A Hamas controlled institution that supposedly publishes casualties of gazans killed during the war.

It is known for wildly exaggerating and inflating civilian death tolls such as the fiasco with "500 killed in israeli airstrike" which turned out to be a misfired PIJ rocket.

Despite the fact that it's controlled by a literal genocidal islamist organization, it's numbers are uncritically parroted all over western media and taken as a fact whereas all israeli claims to the contrary are constantly criticized and scrutinized. This shows that the press have become disgusting cheerleaders for Hamas and have completely discredited themselves. So called "human rights" NGOs which also uncritically parrot the numbers and fabricated claims of israeli atrocities based on anonymous accounts.
The average Israel Basher cites the Gaza Health Ministry as an objective source which is ridiculous.
by Wake Up June 11, 2024
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Universal Healthcare

Yeah, totally. I TOTALLY want the people condemning me to a life of servitude to live longer. That'd be great. It's not like I created AI and in doing so liberated your retard grandkids from the fate to which you are trying to condemn me or anything- Oh, wait! I did! I DID do literally that. Oh wow! That's crazy. I'm literally the savior of humanity.
Hym "Yeah, universal healthcare would be dope. Make sure they include the murdered by AI death bots insurance. It's not going to help but you know that's coming and maybe you can spend some of the payout before it's your turn to die."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2024
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Deteriorating Health

Aaaw, hey! Look at that! Dying buddies! Yay! You're dying too! That's fun.
Hym "Deteriorating Health is no fun. As least you don't got the brainz fluid. This shit is crazy. Abject agony 24/7. And annoying! The popping sound in my ear all day, every day is CLEARLY grating away at my sanity. And the weaponized schizophrenia! THAT... That is ALSO a part of the reason I'm dying. So that's fun too..."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2025
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Science and Health

A nineteenth century precursor to The Matrix. Used in the study of Christian Science.
"According to Science and Health, this world is just a material illusion."

"Who the hell are you, Morpheus?"
by Adamant101 February 10, 2008
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Schrödinger's Health

The state of feeling both alive and dead at the same time, sometimes physically, sometimes emotionally.

Like depression.
Margaret: Wow Viktor, you look like absolute dog today!
Viktor: Yeah, I think I've got Schrödinger's Health.
by Sybyll_Masters May 15, 2019
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