Randall Can’t Handle

Magen you go out with the bois and that one guys doesn’t make it through the night

We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle

by Spitshine McGee April 1, 2023

Head handles

When a female has multiple buns on top of her head to hold onto while giving a blowjob.

That girl was giving me a skully when I held onto her head handles. Head handles are great to hold onto while getting head.

by tisom July 23, 2019

have handle, will travel

I’ve got all I need and I’m ready to go.
I believe it may have started with a cask of wine, as it has a handle and is ready to go!

Husband: What do you think? Shall we go?
Wife: Yep, have handle, will travel!

by Ziggywiggle April 21, 2022

o shit handle

The handle which is in off-road vehicle when someone says "o shit" you grab on like you grab on to a baby falling off a building.

(Off roaring)
Driver:O SHIT
Passenger:(grabs on to o shit handle tighter the when he is grabbing his dick)

by The o.g billy the fridge April 12, 2017

burp with a handle

When you throw up a little bit in your mouth when you burp.

“Ew I just had a burp with a handle”

by jemilyhook January 1, 2024

Turkish handle

A small turban shaped wort has on a large penis.

“Man I was in the John and this old man had a massive Turkish handle!!”
“Gross!!!”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Retard Handle

The plastic knob put in the back of cellphones, so you dont drop and break your 5th iPhone, this year.

I got tired of buying Gina a new phone every time she got drunk, dropped it and broke it. So I bought her a retard handle

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2018