grundle

the scottish term for the area between the anus and the coccyx... a term misunderstood as the perineum in most countries, but a often spoken about phrase in the likes of wishaw and motherwell. Well used also by the healthcare profession

"i keep getting wakened up by a pulling of the grundle, like I'm being pulled up and down in agony"

or

I have too much hair on my grundle

by the anaconda October 15, 2010

Grundlesmith

Root Definition: Grundle(n); the area betweem the scrotom and anus otherwise known as gooch, taint, chode... I could go on for days.
1) One with intimate knowledge of the grundle.
2) One who tends to the grundle, preventing unwanted growth by shaving and/or scrubbing.
Not to be confused with grundolicism which is the worship of the grundle.

1) Ted is the best grundlesmith ever.
2) After being in the woods for the weekend, Frank became the epitome of a grundlesmith.

by Prof. J. C. L. January 22, 2008

Gundoed

1. To show or feel great adventure in search of weird predicaments; rejoice in nature while moderately to seriously intoxicated; exult excitement in ridiculous activities of likely unknown consequences.
2. To celebrate a jubilee or joyful occasion or just a regular old evening with one’s friends while seeking out lofty aspirations of glory with potential mildly but not seriously regrettable side effects.

“Though this sudden setback of hypothermia was slightly unexpected, the duo was proud they gundoed themselves late in the evening after jumping out of the chariot that was destined for their fearless leader’s warm and welcoming mountain den.” – Diary of Parshe, from her* time as an adventurous whippersnapper who liked to partay.

“Oh hell no, there is no way I am going to get sucked into getting gundoed again after our last time when we ended up on a train destined for Stockton while wearing our custom pimp suits and ended up in a car filled with junkies who wanted to play dice with us and just so happened to be ex dice-masters who took our pimp suits right off our backs leaving us only in our thongs that we thought were hilarious when we bought them 4 hours and 10 shots before the train ride. But I do kind of want to go....” – Memoir of a Gaucho circa 2009.

by Mystika July 31, 2012

Grundle

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH

I thought you’d never ask
I thought you’d never ask,
The grundle is the skin

Between the balls between the ass

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH
The grundle is the skin
The grundle is the skin
The grundle is the skin
Between the balls between the ass

by Dakane51 August 31, 2018

Guncle Tommy

Gay equivalent of an Uncle Tom. A gay person that works against progress for gay people and other oppressed groups.

Look at that Guncle Tommy, where do you even get a rainbow MAGA hat?

by Gordie D. Unicorn December 10, 2020

gundeep

To find yourself in a hairy situation involving mafia members

When Al Capone found out i was a narc i found myself gundeep with his thugs...

by Polska Baby December 7, 2006

Guncle

Guncle is family relative term for a Great Uncle

Uncle Nicky became Guncle Nicky when his niece gave birth to her first child

by Guncle Nicky January 1, 2014