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napple grapple

Napple Grapple: to squeeze the nipple of a friend until the point of pain.

Usually seen in goups of men, the napple grapple is a method of showing affection in a masculine way. To perform a napple grapple properly the nipple should be squeezed while rotating the wrist until the recipient squeals in pain.
While hanging out drinking beer, Justin reached over and gave Charles a napple grapple.
by escapethefate February 5, 2010
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Fail-graphic Memory

Someone who is able to read a paragraph of a book/text and recite it at any time using Fail-graphic Memory, thus whilst it is awesome, they are incapable utilizing the information in real life situations. Making them utterly useless.

Similar to: Photographic Memory
Michael: Hey man remember that long 'arse' paragraph on physics that allowed us to change the molecular format of gravity?
John: Sure! *recites said paragraph*.
Michael: Ah, fuck i dont understand that, since your remmeber it, use it.
John: I don't know how, due to my lack of ability to employ the said information to real life problems. I suffer from Fail-graphic Memory.
by TotallyHAM October 17, 2009
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Tom Grapp

An online blackjack dumb enough to split 6's. Also known to eat a bag of dicks.
Tom Grapp did you just split 6's? Eat a bag of dicks.
by TheOtherGuy69 January 16, 2011
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wrinkled grape drapes

old saggy shriveled testicles that look like raisins or small balls
nuts that need scrotum rejuvenation
dude!! stop smacking my ass with your wrinkled grape drapes!!!

damn!! i'm not tea bagging those old wrinkled grape drapes!!!
by EG67 July 22, 2011
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Pounding grape-ache

The hangover resulting from drinking copious amounts of wine.
Bella: Did you enjoy pounding grape last night mate?
Luci: Yeah it was good but have serious pounding grape-ache today!
by Heifers still anonymous November 22, 2011
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Double Grape

1) Verb: When one enjoys both grapes and wine in the same meal, thereby doubling his grape intake.

2) Verb: When a man inserts both his testicles in a woman's vagina, much to her delight.
I certainly did double grape during last night's meal, I am feeling quite full of antioxidants.

I certainly did double grape that woman last night. I am quite certain she is still thinking about my testicles inside her vagina.
by Wouldyoulikesomegrapesandwine? December 6, 2011
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blog graphiti

When somebody's blog starts to ramble into incoherent words
His political rant turned into blog graphiti
by Lyricalroger May 3, 2013
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