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Going Winchester

Running out of ammunition during battle and needing to return to base for a reload.
Darrin: "I've got seventy-five Taliban advancing down on us QUICKLY! Bring that second drop 300 meters closer, DANGER CLOSE, DANGER CLOSE !!! Send it!!

Pilot Prick: "Ahhhhhhh, I'm going to have to make a nice coordinated 250 degree turn beforehand, standby... and ahhhhhhhh... only have one other 500 lb munition remaining.... I didn't think we needed a full load..."

Darrin: "Don't tell me you're Going Winchester already!"

Pilot Prick: "Ahhhhhh that's an Affirm. Not to worry, I have plenty of fuel for aerial surveillance or I can return in 2 hours fully loaded."

Darrin: "Listen, you two pump chump! Pound it and leave!"
by SquirrelSmuggler February 1, 2014
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giant gaping vagina

A slut that has a very large cooch.
Hey Juan last night while i was fucking your mom i almost fell into her large gaping vagina.
by Mc Klondike Bar March 29, 2004
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going steady

When two people are considered "going out" or "dating."
Zach and Kelly are going steady.
by Isi Oamen February 15, 2004
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Gaping Asshole

Un-normally loose ass hole. Usually caused by ass spelunking
When someone gets pounded in the ass, they get a "Gaping Asshole"
by Vegas March 24, 2003
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the difference between going on dates and dating

1) going on dates is self explanatory. you've hung out alone on purpose. dating is when you're not going on dates with anyone else, and ***THE GUY HAS ASKED THE GIRL TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND.*** (or the girl has asked to be his girlfriend, or they decided amongst themselves that they were officially "dating"/"going out"; etc.)

2) dating is facebook official. ...most of the time.
Examples:
1)
Girl:"So I went on a date with Tom this weekend."
Girl's friend:"So are you dating him now?"
Girl:"No, he only asked me to go to the movies."
Girl's friend:"Do you think he'll ask you to be his girlfriend?"
Girl:"Probably not, he's a boy, so he probably doesn't know the difference between going on dates and dating, and thinks that one date means we're dating. I better set him straight."

2)
SMART BOY:"I went on another date with Lisa last night, it was really great. I think I'm gonna ask her to be my girlfriend tomorrow."
DUMB BOY:"Wait I thought you guys were dating?"
SMART BOY:"No, we've been on a couple dates, but we're not official."

3)
Boy:"Will you go out with me?
Girl:"On a date? Or dating?"
Boy:"Uhhh..."
by informative girl November 14, 2011
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i'm going to kill myself

Ok
by Dr.Bleachchugger February 16, 2018
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going forward

Going forward is purported to mean, "In the future" or "somewhere down the road" when in fact it is an attempt to dodge the use of these words, which generally indicate "I don't know". A newer development in corporate doublespeak, in most companies it is grounds for dismissal to release a press release without mentioning something 'going forward'. Going forward, you will likely see this turning up everywhere.
Our company expects to make a profit going forward.
We don't expect any layoffs going forward.
by imperialiststooge August 8, 2003
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