goober nuts

a guy with bruised/pruny nuts

tessa nut checked jason and gave him goober nuts nut checked

by ben dover October 3, 2004

Goobernet

Good Old Boy Network

Hey, Joe, can you find me that engine on the Goobernet?

by Tom Mix May 13, 2005

goober finger

When someone sticks there hand down their pants and rubs their fingers around their sweaty crotch and then pull it out and run their fingers around the rim of a glass.

The pissed off stewardess gave the jerk in 13c a goober finger after he demand a glass of vodka.

by You Got Robbed April 25, 2008

goober butt

dimples on the female buttocks which resemble the demples on a peanut shell

That rearend used to be so firm, now its a goober butt.

by playmoresinatra July 7, 2014

goober

one how no one likes; the butt of all jokes

Blair and David are the biggest goobers at ARGS

by the cool one from surry May 15, 2005

goober

word established by Perry, describing my brother.

Your brother is a goober.

by marjuana December 23, 2004

Goober

Goober is the last bit of a bottle of coke which nobody wants because it has gone a bit salivery, the common cause of this is from the direct application of the lips to the coke bottle, resulting in a bit of saliva entering the coke bottle with each sip.

N.B Goober can form in any drink bottle, not neccesarily coke.

"I'll pay you 10 bucks if you drink the goober out of that coke bottle"

"I don't want to drink that, Its got goober in it"

by rooba777 January 4, 2005