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George W Bush

1.The smartest man on earth, IF all other life forms have vanished. (maybe not, he still would have rocks to contend with)

2.The reason many non-Americans hate America (get over it people, just because our government screwed up so bad isn't a good reason to automatically condemn 300 milion people)
George W Bush by AmericanPride1776 January 23, 2010
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George W Bush

AWOL from US Air National Guard.

Literally STOLE the 2000 and 2004 Presidential Election with the help of political allies and family members.

Installed the US Patriot Act and the Military Commissions Act of 2006, relieving citizens of nearly all supposedly unalienable rights.

Signed for more executions than any other Governor.

Knew exactly what he was doing.

Except when he choked on a soft pretzel.
George W Bush has committed acts of treason and terrorism in the United States of America and around the world.
George W Bush by unlikebump July 7, 2009

George w Bush

he waved to stevie wonder...stevie wonder is blind.
He said the french dont even have a word for entrepreneur, entrepreneur is a french word. he belives killing people might prevent death.
George w Bush by n333m August 23, 2004

George "W" Bush 

Someone who is a governer because he is too douche bag like to win an election truthfully. He has very little understanding of the english language and the US constitution. What brain power he does posses is the ability to fuck shit up. According to Robert Wuhl, he is a desendant of another shitty president, Franklin Pierce. To get to the point, he was the load his mom was supposed to swallow. Disgusting, but true.
George "W" Bush. Thats all you need to know. Literally.
George "W" Bush by qblasfamy March 2, 2008

george w bush

The butt of all jokes, he not only embarrassed America, but the whole human race.
There was no way in hell that George W. Bush excel in a Ivy League school because he lacks intelligence.
george w bush by ??? June 1, 2003

george w bush

1)set of words meaning: mildly retarded, and illiterate
2)someone who cannot pronouce nuclear
1)god, that guys a george w bush.....what a fuck head
2)"he definately had nucular weapons!" said by george w bush
george w bush by Berk man April 18, 2006

george W bush

the man i have been assassinating in my dreams for the last 7 years.....god help anyone who tries
me: yo bro, i just had this kick ass dream last night

dude: really? what was it about?

me: i killed george w bush

dude: really? that is kick ass
george W bush by mike12211990 March 22, 2007