golden mortgage

1. A golden mortgage occurs when a bank or mortgage company allows the homeowner to sell their property for an amount that is lower than what is owed on the loan, then micturates on the newly dispossessed homeowner.

2. Rejected title revision for a song by a New York City rock band that takes its name from audio compressor settings.

3. A charge widely believed to be included in a sealed indictment against the R&B singer/songwriter R. Kelly.

With his credit in Jeopardy, Archibald reluctantly donned a slicker and accepted a golden mortgage.

The songwriter was shrewdly advised that, whatever he did, he must not change the name of his song to "Golden Mortgage."

Requesting a golden mortgage, the accused allegedly genuflected and looked into the eyes of his stylist's niece with pity and longing.

by A Tabak April 17, 2008

Golden Queer

When a man gets urinated on by his gay lover, he becomes a golden queer.

I heard David Bowie's song "Golden Years" and was inspired to make a definition called golden queer, since queer rhymes with year.

Golden queers, golden queers,
These men got pissed on and now they're, golden queers.

by etaN retsaM June 22, 2011

Golden Rule for Stoners

This rule states: If one is to get up and get a drink for drymouth relief, they had better come back with a drink for their burn-out buddy

Kenzie: I'm getting up to get water

Caitlin: I'm too lazy to get mine but I'm parched..

Kenzie: (Comes back with both glasses)

Caitlin: Wow bro! Thanks for following the Golden Rule for Stoners!

by GoodCallGirls November 17, 2011

golden slurp

an obese women performing the art of pulling out her stomach fat and shaping it as a bowl while a man pisses in the "bowl", then the obese woman proceeds to suck the piss out with a straw. then the man recieves head from the woman, with the piss still in the womans mouth.

bro, i made tha fat bitch give me the golden slurp. shit was tight son.

by mr. flex January 10, 2012

Gollish Patel

Gollish Patel is not some-one you will see on the streets everyday. He pops up at special moments and is strongly associated with the word don. He is so awesome and epic and don. Rumour has it that he was taught DT by Mr Manthorp. He has an IQ of over 500 and is too damn clever

I'm so dead for the exam

Nah, go find Gollish Patel he will help us

by frowsus December 9, 2012

Goldberg Website

n. A website that is deliberately designed to use too many computer resources to do a simple task, usually causing browser crashes and freezes.

Named after Rube Goldberg's "Goldberg Machines."

Man, my browser has spent most of its time locked up ever since YouTube became a Goldberg Website.

by The Ceej February 16, 2013

golder

n. Winner, especially of an important event, competition, promotion, Olympic medal etc.

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You're a Canadian hockey player, eh? So I guess you're a golder.

Does a beaver slap in the pond?

by gnostic 2 March 2, 2014