faberge egg

Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.

In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

Faber

A faber (pronounced faa-ber) is the cross between fat, f@g, and the n-word (hard r).

"Yo slime, did you see maple today?" Boy 1

"Yea bro, she's such a faber." Boy 2

by xillow March 28, 2023

Fulberstickerwicken

Fuck you idiot

Fulberstickerwicken!

by fuckin fucker fuck March 31, 2023

Fulberstickerwicken

fuck you idiot why did u even look this up!

People who use the urban dictionary are a Fulberstickerwicken

by fuckin fucker fuck March 31, 2023

Faber Rodrigues

A guy with w rizz

A loyal boy

A leng boy/man
Very Tall

Faber Rodrigues is him

by Lengboi2133 June 12, 2023

fibercationist

A wookie not telling the truth

Da wookie said she loves me most , hence she is a fibercationist.

by Jbear937 June 12, 2023

Fubberwongle

The excess fat of the testicles

Man, that is a lot of fubberwongle down there.

by KatSota July 1, 2023