Friedman

A form of diarrhea expelled in amounts exceeding 3 liters usually a speed nearing 45 miles per hour while making a sound similar a hot air baloon being hit by a spinning saw blade. Most cases of this take place in a bathtub.

I just completely had a Friedman in that bathtub

If you keep eating like that you are going to have a Friedman

by anker December 12, 2010

frieddoughsexual

A person who has urges towards fried dough products, especially doughnuts. Frieddoughsexuals are usually males with small penises because only the whole in the center of the doughnut is tight enough around.

The Freshman class nicknamed Joey Mr. Sprinkles upon finding out he was a frieddoughsexual.

by wizard lizard March 27, 2009

fried peas

It's a Neopets chat board thing. A group of (really cool) people who are supposed to talk about avatars, but sometimes stray off-topic...just a little...heh. It was invented by Jay and Noodleh.

Subject of chat message: "You Are Now Eligible to Use 'Fried Peas' As an Avatar on Neoboards!"

by 5cr34m3h o_O November 15, 2004

Friedrich

Friedrich is chronic weeb showing you memes

Guy1: Hey, this meme is good af, w8 i have 1000+ memes on phone i need to see them!
Guy2: Oh shit you are Friedrich!

by Drcringe666 June 29, 2019

Frigid

Used mainly in Dublin, Ireland to describe someone who has never kissed someone.
Can be used as a derogatory term.

Jack: Are you a frigid?
Violet: Yeah, so??
Jack: Lesbian

or

Beth: Are you frigid?
Izzy: Yeah
Beth: Oh, me too

by Jeffirules February 4, 2012

Ohio Fried Chicken

One of Jake Paul's greatest (s)hits, featuring Chance Sutton and Anthony Trujillo.

Jake Paul
Merch link in bio
Ohio Fried Chicken bitch
We made this in one day
Tricky Rick
Bobby Slick
Ohio boys
Let's hit it

Honkey donk
Tonkey tonk
Ohio Fried Chicken
Is what it's called
I got my truck
My overalls
Just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all

Kentucky can't compete
OFC yee yeet
Sweep you off yo feet
Please look up to me
We'll tell you what to do
Tenders the move
Getcha self some sauce
Yeah you a boss

OFC that's how we're livin'
Come around town you'll find me sittin'
Your pretty girl with no care
No problem in the world not even her hair
I think I found what I finally need
Chicken and a girl that's nice and thicken
Slow it down or speed it up
I'm makin' my way to Ohio fried chicken
Bitch

Honkey donk
Tonkey tonk
Ohio Fried Chicken
Is what it's called
I got my truck
My overalls
Just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all

They said I wouldn't make it
Now my chicken's naked
And my truck is lifted
Shout out to ma n' pops
I got my piggy
I got my goat
But I still need a little boat
I wanna make
My family proud
I just wanna sell out a crowd
I need a girl
Who's down to ride
Workin' all day that's that Ohio pride

Honkey donk
Tonkey tonk
Ohio Fried Chicken
Is what it's called
I got my truck
My overalls
Just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all

by Manuele Pepe November 5, 2017

fried

-dissing yourself
-acting stupid
-getting something wrong

jazzy says: the captial of the u.s. is detroit
brandhi says: you just fried yourself, its d.c

by allieee-sonn January 22, 2008