toilet frog

n. A piece of shit.
eg. That toilet frog kicked my ass.

Q: What does a toilet frog look like?
A: It's brown
Q: Where does the toilet frog come from?
A: The toilet

by eleventh samson November 08, 2005

Frog Mouth

When your getting oral from a female
and you take your piece out real quick and her face will be stuck in a frog like manner

Frog Mouth paris hilton

by jmgs May 15, 2009

boxing frogs

To perform a difficult task, specifically one that involves constantly changing circumstances.

Boxing frogs would be a walk in the park compared with trying to get that project done on time and under budget.

by TheLievense June 01, 2006

frog catcher

A person who catches frogs, preferably in customised vinyl macs and wellies, with a helmet, and net.

Leah and Lucay are the best frog catchers in town. Leah makes the outfits.

by Lucay October 03, 2005

step on a frog

A polite excuse for blasting a fart.

Compare with step on a duck.

POOOOT! Oh, excuse me ladies, I just stepped on a frog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 13, 2005

frog boy

the protecter of the kitty cave, and watcher of the dust bunnies.

kitty: FROG BOY GET BACK TO YOUR POST!

frog boy: DAMNIT! its my coffee break woman!

by kittyisnextdoor April 02, 2005

Frog

1 verb; to orally rape to death; as a horny chimpanzee would a frog locked in with it. (see also: Crazy frog meets curious george on Youtube.)

3 Noun; The person who gets the worse end of any arrangement.

3 Noun; a French person.

"These noobs think they know how to play? I'm going to frog 'em & send them home to their mamas."

by Bartholemew Cubbins June 08, 2011