Ford Taurus

Hulking piece of shit car made in America

Guy 1: There is a bucket of shit parked in my driveway with its lights on

Guy 2: Oh, that must be my Ford Taurus

Guy 1: TWAZZER!!!!!

by Jazz 88.1 February 20, 2007

fard

adj. Fucking hard; very difficult. Also, very solid.

That quiz was fard.

Say, that needle was fard to find.

It's fard to fuck that fugly bitch.

I'm fard.

by Al-Mac January 19, 2008

ford wrench

a large hammer used to fix a ford, or anything else for that matter, pretty much the universal tool, aside from duct tape.

none of these ratchets fit, go grab me the ford wrench.

by J.Flo October 28, 2006

Ford

n.
1) worst of worst
2) mediocre

When used in conjunction with the word car (1) applies; when used in conjuction with the word truck (2) applies

Known acronyms:

Fix Or Repair Daily
Fucked Old Rebuilt Dodge
Forty-third On Race Day

even backwards ...
Driver Returns On Foot

by Hicksey December 19, 2003

loves me like his Ford

Love as deep and lasting as it can be.

Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

Gerald Ford

Apparently, one who enjoys the activities of watching football and eating high-calorie simultaneously with strangers.

Bob: Whoa, that's the last time I do that...
Julius: What happened?
Bob: This guy at the bar showed up with this huge grin on his face and asked me to come back to his place for nachos and to watch the Jet game.
Julius: Oh yeah, you were attacked by a rabid Gerry Ford... happens to the best of us.

by Nick February 3, 2004

edward ford

hello every one out there

hey hey hey hey hey hey

by anonymous February 13, 2005