Faux-tend

The act of logging onto a zoom meeting but not actually being at the meeting.

I don’t really want to go to the meeting so I am going to faux-tend.

by RachelRoxxx September 16, 2020

faux fresh

Cornbread that is topped with butter and microwaved. It's like it's fresh, but it's not.

Can sometimes refer to any room temperature food that is revamped via butter and microwave. But mostly just cornbread.

They have cornbread in the dining hall today! Faux fresh time!!

by madam333 January 22, 2011

faux procreation

act of having sex with hopes of not producing a child.

i dont want kids, so lets just go engage in faux procreation!

by grinde7 April 04, 2008

I do not need a faux server for a short film...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Faux Prep

Imitating the actions or processes of entering a bikini comp, without officially vying for the prize

Thinking I won’t compete in the comp but will ‘faux prep’ so I look like I could.

Might do a ‘faux prep’ to lose some weight

by Insaniti Fitness June 20, 2021

faux k

Fake okay.
An answer to "How are you doing?"
Sounds like "I'm okay", means I am not okay but I am faking it.

It's 2020 and your friend asks how you are doing.
Rather than explain the dumpster fire of anxiety, simply say "I'm faux k" and carry on.

by BettieRage12 August 21, 2020

Faux-ever Young

Women or men who modify their appearance to look younger than their true age but it just doesn't look right.

She looks faux-ever young because of her bad botox job.

by webdeb1228 February 19, 2014