After accidentally spilling his drink on his date, he had to borrow a handkerchief since his rented suit only had a sewn-in faux-kerchief.
by OnceABonehead April 20, 2025
Get the Faux-kerchiefmug. The illusion of spiritual depth and existential meaning engineered by capitalist minions in order to more effectively sell products.
by SalvyZ July 12, 2019
Get the faux soulmug. by T-R-Anel March 1, 2009
Get the faux upmug. A meme that is constructed by people (most commonly companies) that are outside the meme culture, often used in commercials or as a part of pop-culture references in various intellectual properties.
by A S G O O D A S G O N E March 16, 2017
Get the faux mememug. by jamiehoster May 27, 2022
Get the Faux Lowmug. Code word used for a drug. Means fake but actually real, totally throwing anyone else listening or reading off the trail. Fun because you can just be anywhere openly talking about it or even yell out to a friend to bring you some “FAUX!”
by FreakyFelonFriday February 6, 2021
Get the Fauxmug. Poseur Boston Red Sox fans, who have been rooting for the team only since 2004 or 2007, but act like they've been lifelong die hards. Normally have no connection whatsoever to the city of Boston. Most are either female and/or college fraternity members. Faux Sox can be easily spotted by their pristine, unbent, perfectly clean Red Sox caps that they pretentiously wear. The male species normally have goattees (as do some of the females).
Fan 1: Did you hear that guy behind us? He just told his friend that they were supposed to stand up for the 6th inning stretch. What a douche.
Fan 2: (turns around; sees frat boy wearing a Red Sox cap) No wonder. He's a Faux Sox. He doesn't know shit about baseball.
Fan 2: (turns around; sees frat boy wearing a Red Sox cap) No wonder. He's a Faux Sox. He doesn't know shit about baseball.
by BostonRedSux October 13, 2009
Get the Faux Soxmug.