polish donut farmer

A really stupid person. This term is taken from a story of Polish farmers who planted cheerios in the ground expecting to later harvest donuts.

That guy just put a bottle rocket in his ass and lit it. He's a real polish donut farmer

polish donut farmer by Stu Manito August 20, 2006

tampon farmer 

A person who buys out the whole stock of tampons because they fear that they will not have enough tampons to last the winter. So to solve this problem, they buy up shelves at one time.

David: Hey Natasha, whatcha doin there?

Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!

David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.

Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head

tampon farmer by chelsea chealsea boom boom July 30, 2010

turtle farmer 

The individual responsible for extracting the boofed object; a correctional officer

Upon arriving to the correctional facility for a conjugal visit , I was subjected to a cavity search by a turtle farmer.

turtle farmer by Kattpisseverdeen March 5, 2015

kill farmer 

One who plays a kill-objective based game that, instead of fighting enemies, waits while others weaken them before rushing in and claiming the kill prize with no effort.

OMG! I was just about to kill that level 1000 dragon and rankup but a kill farmer came in at the last second and got it!

kill farmer by tpnoll February 5, 2016

gracie farmer 

A hot hoe with a nice body and has a really good personality. Sometimes slutty but people like when she flirts

Gracie Farmer is a stud

gracie farmer by Kool Kind Kid June 7, 2016

James Farmer 

James Leonard Farmer Jr. was a civil rights activist and leader in the Civil Rights Movement "who pushed for nonviolent protest to dismantle segregation, and served alongside Martin Luther King Jr."

James farmer was a civil rights activist leader

James Farmer by Leftnipple January 30, 2017

Sweat Farmer 

A person who is obsessed with doing a certain thing often something insignificant so well that they worry about if constantly and annoy those around them

i finally got my huuuuuuge base setup after 4 hours of grinding! (instead of playing the game)
your such a sweat farmer

Sweat Farmer by TumourToad March 11, 2017