Gay Farmer

Any person who has the name Gay Farmer. But also any of the many homosexuals who work in agriculture.

"Hi. My name is Gay Farmer, and I'm a Gay Farmer"

by George Vespe May 8, 2008

Beat Farmers

The bestest band EVER.
Too bad Country Dick dropped dead on stage. I can just hear him now.
"Hey, hey, Hey!! Get your dirty boots out of my grave you maggot!"

"Happy Boy" is the new national anthem!

by Disabled Dan January 29, 2005

Lemon Farmer

Person or persons whom farm lemons with the soul intent to use them to sodomize there buddy’s using a potato cannon. Some times one person wil shoot them lemon for there rectum into there buddy’s rectum... also know as trading lemons

Man that was bad ass playing Lemon Farmers.... was great shooting lemons last night, my ass is killing me!!! I think we woke up the Neighbors!!!

by Scuba Stan August 17, 2021

Farmer John

A person who plants "seeds" via acts or comments with other people in order to harvest a relationship in the future.

Terrence has been a total Farmer John with Kate, he has been planning that for over a year.

Terrence has been totally Farmer Johning Kate since she first arrived.

by Aptaphobic April 29, 2014

farmer's shotgun

When your nose is running but you don't have a tissue, so you close one nostril and blow the opposite explosively, then repeat with the other nostril, and the snot flies out in a spread pattern. Usually done outside.

Gross! I had a Kleenex, you didn't have to farmer's shotgun it.

by giantslor July 29, 2016

farmers choice

Little kids who want to get drunk on £1.60

jamie meets jane. jane and jamie have 80p each. (proably chavz) lets by some farmers choice. Later caught by the police drunk, after whiffing it.

by billybobm July 20, 2006

Sausage Farmer

Usually a gay male individual who is in search of acquiring more penises around him thus he "farms" them by planting the seeds of homosexuality and awaiting the sausages to spring up around him.

-"That guy over there sure does have a lot of male friends."
-"Yeah, he's a very successful Sausage Farmer"

by CantakerousCantankerer March 12, 2012