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party fail

the ultimate party foul. an act so terrible it could very well bring an untimely death to the party. a party foul is spilling a beer. a party fail is knocking over a keg and having it explode.
After drunkenly making out with a 250 pound girl, bob fell down the stairs and proceeded to piss himself on the host's carpet. he has party failed
by superconar April 11, 2008
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failbucket

a. One whose entire life consists of failure.
b. One who is a master in the art of failure.
Dakota is such a failbucket.

Nice going, failbucket!
by Alahnnah August 6, 2008
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Fail Bat

A person who fails so hard/epicly, that a face palm is not effective enough. The failure must be beaten with a Fail Bat.
"The Game! The Game! The Game!"
*Beat toddler with a Fail Bat*
by Captin Robin January 16, 2009
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Failage

1) The opposite of Pwnage; what happens when something is Pwned
2) When a fail is so huge and so epic that the entire time period in which that fail happened must become an age of fail--a failage (pronounced fail-age)
3) The correct spelling of Failness
4) A literal fail, as in Rock Band. However, cannot be applied if the song is rated "impossibly difficult", because if it is, geek is a much better term.
1) Watch that noob getting wrecked in Halo! thats total failage!
2) Driving off a cliff in mario kart. on a course with no cliffs.
3) Even my computer tells me I spelled it wrong, but if it doesn't then it's still failage
4) Failing on Eye of the Tiger on guitar. Or drums. Or bass. Or singing.
by Salamence July 17, 2010
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Fail blog

1. (n) a website full of win
2. (adj) a way to describe something that just doesnt work
1. Shannon: Did you see that guy on Fail blog last night?
Mariah: Lol totally! How did his face catch fire like that in the first place?

2. Mariah: Dude, look at that mom trying to put her baby stroller away without taking the baby out
Shannon: Thats a fail blog.
by Storm Abernast May 11, 2009
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Fail

I have to go to school? Fuck you dude, that is a fail idea.

Public education is a failed system.

If my teacher fails me, I will gladly insert myself into her anus.
by LuigiXmission.420 October 28, 2010
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Fail at life

A term used to describe a person who is incapable of making any valuable contribution to their day to day life.
Examples of someone who would apply to this term would be people who cannot help themselves from playing an MMORPG at least 4 hours a day.
Wife: Honey come hang out with me and all of our friends at our cookout.
Husband: NO I CANT IM RAIDING!
Wife: You fail at life
by Krissypooskins February 15, 2009
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