fact got

Another term for "faggot", mostly used in the internet (especially tiktok).
Used for when someone is gay or acting gay. Used by people who don't like gay people.

Person 1 (Homosexual): *Posts a gay related video*
Person 2 (Homophobe):"You're a fact got"

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024

Facting

To state a fact about a certain topic and educate them on the topic.

Your mom thinks I’m hot. She’s straight facting it up.

by Honora Eckles September 8, 2022

alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.

You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!

by q359 July 25, 2023

J Fact

A non-malicious and unknowing lie. A piece of information that may loosely resemble the truth but leaves the listener with obvious suspicion. Often circulated by those with names starting with the letter J

Jansynn: Did you know all dogs are born with ADHD?
Ethan: J fact! J fact!

by GreedyGrimer March 22, 2022

Count Facts

Used to prove a point that something is true or untrue.

this is completely unnecessary. like bro count facts how many times have you really used this thing?

by Devoted Dev April 25, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

parallel facts

It means there is more than one version of facts and they can exist side by side. It can also mean parallel truth and parallel evidence, in a sense.

"I saw a baseball game yesterday when I saw a guy hit two home runs, I said. Really? I went to that game with you but I only saw him hit one home run, my friend said." What we have are parallel facts. We both are saying actual facts that happened, I replied."

by Magnumb,Private Eye September 15, 2022