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Facebook Gangster

A person who starts fights over facebook but then in person acts like all is well.
Everyone gonna feel the need to say sum'n but can't speak up whenever you face em thats what you call a facebook gangster
by E White & RichieT August 22, 2011
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facebook

MySpace's older brother that is just now hitting puberty.
"d00d, MySpace is so last month. Like, all of us MATURE people are on facebook, duh"
by PohTayToez August 24, 2007
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facebooker

A high school or college student that spends an exceptional amount of time posting and browsing on Facebook; usually spending more than a half-hour a day on Facebook.
I could tell a guy on my floor was a facebooker when he was wasting hours of his time a day posting on Facebook.
by Bayard Lewis June 25, 2006
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Facebook Careerist

Noun, singular. Refers to a Facebook account holder who has zero tolerance for wall posts unrelated to their own career goals.

Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.
Yeah, he's a real Facebook Careerist. Only interested in selling cozy toilet seat covers these days. Says it's going to make him rich.
by Gladys Fingerhut June 14, 2011
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Facebook Birthday

It's your birthday and everyone writes on your wall. Even people you never talk to or met on some kind of trip.
1. Today was my birthday and I got many birthday wishes, even from some ninth grader who I've only spoken to once.

2. (It's your Facebook Birthday) Tim Flarigan: Happy Birthday!
You: Who the f*** are you?!?!?
by 00Hes February 6, 2010
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Facebook

A website some people are highly addicted to
man#1:ow many hours have you benn on facebook today,you look tired
man#2:10 why?
by guyofgisbourne December 7, 2009
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Facebook Poet

A member of Facebook who posts content similar to the following:

1. Song lyrics. (esp. Bob Dylan, Phish ect...)

2. The one liner. Example: member name is loud and ready to party.

3. Any non-sense text that is not original. Example, google quotes - copy - paste - FAIL. Hearts. Smiley face. Anything with no real meaning.

A Facebook poet could also be regarded as an attention whore.
Examples of a Facebook poet:

John Smith is ready to PAR TAY

John Smith "Leigh found out she was ready to roam
47 days and the coal came home Taste the fear For the Devil's drawing near Taste the fear For the Devil's drawing near" ~ Phish

John Smith <3
by SWaulkeer January 25, 2010
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