Ass smells like Foldgers

1)If you are partaking in a coffee enema and you leave said product in too long, your ass will smell like coffee grounds.

2) Over hearing someone say "crass and vulgar" and thinking they said "Ass smells like foldgers".

Kate: Mmmmm, did someone make same coffee?
Arturro: No, Reese is suffering from a botched coffee enema.
Kate: Well, his ass smells like foldgers.
Arturro: I can make some coffee if you want?
Kate: Umm no!

Reese: Oooo! I want some!

by FakeAorta August 7, 2012

Folding

The beautiful sport of pleasuring oneself between the folds of blubber covering a fat chick...

"Man...folding totally rules...like screwing a chick with a thousand makeshift vaginas..."

by Capt. Volcano September 29, 2008

folded up

When a person falls after getting hit or gets sick and doubles over

That guy folded up after I hit him

by Chewie1984 November 7, 2015

Folded

When you get FUCKED UP, your ass beat, etc.

Yo this dude just smacked your girls ass.
Oh he about to get folded.

by Notgivinachuck January 6, 2017

Folded

The act of being forcibly bent over or “folded” in preparation to be penetrated, usually in a homosexual orgy.

“Hey man, how was fire practise last night? ”
“Brutal man, I can barely walk. Got totally folded with the guys”

by Readytogorandy June 9, 2019

folding dishes

when someone voluntarily contributes to a sexually act with inanimate objects

“hey i’m folding dishes let me alone for a second”

by sugarfruit1234 December 15, 2020

“Folded like a lawn chair”

A phrase usually used to describe a slutty sex position only practiced by immoral women.

Anne was “folded like a lawn chair” after begging the homeless man for some dick.

by Backstreetsbackaigt69 May 2, 2019