I’m fixing to take a 44oz XL shit

When you’re about to SHIT MOTHERFUCKER

HEY JERMENY I’m fixing to take a 44oz XL shit YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT

by Oral Anul February 13, 2020

orally fixiated.

a girl who is superb at giving blow jobs. Or a guy who is awsome at mucking the barn. Also known as "eating out".

Bro, Emily is definitely orally fixiated. Get on that.

by daddysupreme December 11, 2010

Fixing guitars

making-out. but the next day, denying it.

I couldnt come to your party because my guitar broke and _________ had to fix it.

by ohhh,why do you want to know? August 6, 2003

Fixin' it

A way to describe masturbating (typically used by girls because it supposedly sounds less dirty).

Other conjugations: Fix it ("I need to fix it) or Fixed it (I just fixed it)

"Oh my gosh Becky, I am like sooo horny. I definitely am going to be fixin' it tonight!!"

by vodkasoderr December 2, 2010

"I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”

The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.

Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"

by TopCop May 13, 2014

Fixer-Upper

A fat chick that a guy brings to the gym to workout with, hoping that she gets into shape so he can feel better about dating her.

Dude, did you see that new chick at the gym today? Cute face but definitely a fixer-upper...

by Nikstur February 14, 2013

Fixed

A word meaning 'to have sufficient money'

'You Kev mate, you fixed for goin' out later?

by Æsop November 6, 2004