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doctoral feces

A doctoral thesis resulting from fraud (typically plagiarism or ghostwriting) as opposed to one based on genuine scholarship. Smells foul only after being exposed but then sticks to the author for life. Exposure usually leads to the revoking of the doctoral degree.

A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.
Not long after our professors started using plagiarism detector software retroactively, they realized doctoral feces are piling up in our faculty library.
by FrankBeaverbrook March 6, 2012
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Achieve Linear Feces

Dude you need to achieve linear feces
by RaversFantasy357 July 27, 2008
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fire at the feces

To shoot the shit; to hang around and talk about whatever comes up without any real purpose.
Kyle: "Hey Brian, do you want to go outside and make targets out of cow manure and shoot our rifles at them?"
Brian: "No, I think I'm just gonna hang out here with Mike and Phil and fire at the feces."
by Nicholas D January 19, 2008
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Fenella

She is a bit like Mary Poppins, brown hair, lovely, good company and practically perfect in every way :) however, her handbag does not extend to fit in lamps so this is where the similarity ends!
by unicorn jumper February 4, 2010
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Fencewalker

Some one who doesn't take sides between two groups, such as racists and anti-racists, and freely associates with the two.
Antifa 1: "Oi! I hear Davey has been hangin' out with a bunch of fascists!"

Antifa 2 "I don't want to be his friend anymore. The fucking fencewalker!"
by AntifaRay January 17, 2008
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Feces

Feces means poo.
by speedy January 21, 2003
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fender

1: Noun: The bumper of old cars and low riders.

2: Noun: A company that makes awesome guitars and basses, such as telecasters, stratocasters, and much much more.

3: Adjective: Synonym for awesome
1: Looks like the fender got pretty beat up in that crash.

2: Bob: I just got a fender guitar.
Jeff: Looks pretty shitty.
Bob: ... (watches silently as god smites jeff with a bolt of lightning.)

3: Max: Blacklights are fender.
Bob: Your stoned.
by MoheakanMidgit August 27, 2007
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