Faux Manchu

When you’re getting older in age and your full facial hair resembles a fu Manchu because the only non gray whiskers form the shape of the famed mustache.

Hey babe, the only dark hairs on my fave look like a fu Manchu.... A faux Manchu!!!

by word smith January 27, 2021

faux up

done by mis-pronouncing the word faux foh as fauks

person1: wo, man he totally just got me on that fauxfauks five

person2: wow what a faux up

by T-R-Anel October 24, 2008

faux kisses

When you kiss a mirror, and it looks like you are kissing yourself.

I caught Doug doing faux kisses and he was really getting into it. Should we talk to him about it?

by JuggaMD August 04, 2017

Faux Call

A fake phone call you take on your cell phone when either a.) you see someone coming you don't want to talk to, or b.) you want to end a conversation abruptly.

"That stupid ass mascot at the ballgame came over to fuck with me again!" "Fortunately I was able to whip out my cell & take a Faux Call and that goody bastard ignored me"

by Carl 26.2 January 18, 2017

Faux Boo

A pet name or term of endearment for a platonic friend; faux used in the sense of pretending you have a romantic relationship and boo used as a person of the gender or sex for whom you experience sexual attraction

Faux boo: How'd the interview go?
You: I got the job!
Faux boo: Congratulations! I'm so proud of you
You: Heart you my faux boo

by canuckcan January 07, 2014

faux k

Fake okay.
An answer to "How are you doing?"
Sounds like "I'm okay", means I am not okay but I am faking it.

It's 2020 and your friend asks how you are doing.
Rather than explain the dumpster fire of anxiety, simply say "I'm faux k" and carry on.

by BettieRage12 August 21, 2020

faux deuce

The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.

I yelled at my coworker that I was going to drop a faux deuce because the boss is around.

by lostinyourmom December 31, 2015