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familial dementia

The anxiety, worry, despair and insanity a person may feel or deal with regarding any small or large family interaction or assembly; this is usually based on the perceived right and responsibility of kin to be annoying, to be annoyed and disgusted with you, to be rude, unsupportive, condescending, derogatory; to question and disapprove of everything you think or do “on principle”; to basically butt heads and accept this mutual condemnation because “love means never having to say you’re sorry” (the only situation in which this idiotic & insane epitaph could possibly apply).
Vivian dreads her annual family reunion picnic so much that this familial dementia mutates into insane schemes, such as supposed tropical diseases or covert government secret missions, the details of which she cannot reveal even to her mother, in order to keep herself from having to attend.
by ChezCinque August 21, 2011
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chic family

The biggest losers possible. Welfare cheats, law suit kings, and drug dealers.
Whose the trashiest people ever? The chic family is pure trash scum. The mom is the worst.
by Freddie K. December 12, 2015
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Family stick

When your family is so inbred that your family tree doesn’t have any branches.
Brandi realized just what she had gotten into with her new teaching position when she had her class draw their family trees and half of them were family sticks.
by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023
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Alabama family

A family in which a sibling/cousin get's married and or has sexual relations to or with their other sibling/cousin. To either keep a family 'pure' or simply, for the fun of Alabama.
"Honestly, i didn't think that the mean glare and tight jaw in Richard III's painting was vandalism. I thought it was Alabama family."
by CorriCoral June 19, 2020
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Barr Family

The Barr crime family (pronounced buh-are) is an Italian-American Mafia crime family that dominate organized crime activities in Ohio, and have friends in many other states in the United States, within the nationwide criminal phenomenon known as the American Mafia. The group, which still has their first boss in charge, is named after Kyle 'Cap' Barr, boss of the family, who founded the family in 2016. The group's operations go from New York, Florida, and California, but the main place is Ohio. Its illicit activities include distribution, racketeering, gambling, loansharking, extortion, money laundering, prostitution,2 fraud, bookmaking, and fencing.

The boss Kyle 'Cap' Barr and capo Justin 'Fatty J' Swiger, both play Playstation, to find new members.
Jimmy - Hey.. Did you talk to those weird guys last night?

Tyler - Uhh you mean the "Mob" guys, the ones saying they are in the "Barr Family"?

Jimmy - Yeah... What the f**k is that? They play PS4. Lol no way they are actually real! I think I pissed them off too.

Tyler - Yeah, what idiots!

(Knock at the door)

Jimmy - Be right back, someonee at the door.

(This might be a joke and it might not be...)
by Anonymous5726 May 7, 2022
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keyper family

the keyper family is the strongest family out there. they are kind, supportive, and a little crazy. they love and care about every keyper out there and are always happy to welcome a new keyper from the family. they adore the key brothers and will forever
hey are you apart of the keyper family?
by keyper_forever September 1, 2017
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school family

family but at school generally assigning random friends as your mom, dad, siblings, etc
"Yeah, John's part of my school family. He's the dad."
by stevonniemahniverse July 17, 2015
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