Fact Slapped

When you are in an argument and you are fact checking somebody so hard

"Dude I'm spitting so many facts rn you get fact slapped the fuck out of"

by Suck this fat dick November 12, 2020

fact got

To call someone a "faggot." Its often seen on LGBT tiktoks, where someone is clearly jealous.

Random User: hahaha fact got
Your mom: thats why you get no bitches

by supertastic January 17, 2024

Augie fact

A fact people agree on and do not have to look up.

Everytime black eye peas drop an album half of the songs are straight up bangers. Homie speaking augie facts!

by Yosoyaugie December 20, 2022

fact .vs. fiction

(A specific type dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding): when an intelligent person becomes so corrupt, that by genetic consequence their bone marrow becomes corrupt, and as a result they can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth, even in their own speech

asking Hilary Clinton to explain the fact .vs. fiction dichotomy is like asking a goldfish why said goldfish breathes with gills underwater.

by Sexydimma September 30, 2017

J Fact

A non-malicious and unknowing lie. A piece of information that may loosely resemble the truth but leaves the listener with obvious suspicion. Often circulated by those with names starting with the letter J

Jansynn: Did you know all dogs are born with ADHD?
Ethan: J fact! J fact!

by GreedyGrimer March 22, 2022

Count Facts

Used to prove a point that something is true or untrue.

this is completely unnecessary. like bro count facts how many times have you really used this thing?

by Devoted Dev April 25, 2024

Alternative Facts Syndrome

Alternative Facts Syndrome is a person suffering from a disconnect from reality. This person does not accept facts and truths and will claim blatant lies as "facts" in their alternative facts reality.

This person is suffering from Alternative Facts Syndrome. That person believes Tariffs will be paid by the exporting country and will not affect them as the consumer. "They did their research."

by DMU77 February 2, 2025