When a pancake is put into softball form, put into a softball launcher, and launched at your face, when the pancake reaches terminal velocity, and hits the facial structure of a person, it flattens out to its pancake form.
by ThatDudeWhoDoesntDude March 05, 2015
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by Theguy:) February 07, 2025
The act of raising 3 or more over-scheduled kids, especially in a busy urban or suburban area, and you go from man-to-man coverage to playing zone and the play clock is always running.
by ExtremeParent July 11, 2017
When you use 75m of anal beads instead of the bungee cord. You jump off and to slowdown you have to clench your butthole.
After dinner with her parents I went extreme bungee jumping and I had a prolapsed asshole. I shouldn’t have had the lasagna.
by walkerrrrr10 February 20, 2020
The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.
Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.
by pinkamigo November 24, 2014
Gland canyon extreme is referring to a " often busy" or having multple children,woman's vagina. To say it's small would be lyin'
Now that I'm matured,I find a womens vagina more appealing if it's a glandcanyon extreme,I won't tolerate much else.
by Peteandbird April 02, 2023