dairy explosion

When you are lactose intolerant and you eat dairy. In other words to “blow up” the toilet, “explode” the toilet, or “bomb” the toilet.

Sorry I can’t talk right now, I’m having a dairy explosion because I drank milk.

by amazingcacti100 November 2, 2019

explosive splondo

when yo hondo is semi liquid and explosive.

Amy; I swear to god dude, im holding back the most hottest explosive splondo ever like my honod hole is burning aghhhhh
Georgie; shoish

by bigstinkmilf November 3, 2021

Strombolian Explosion

When the stromboli is too hot and causes an explosion of mozzarella to ooze out.

Mom's stromboli was so hot it set off a strombolian explosion in my mouth.

by ImPsyda October 9, 2021

explosioned

variation of exploded.

"De many beers... many beers have explosioned on ze flooueh."

by big juicy dick boy July 27, 2021

Explosive Gigaqueef

The act of, at the moment of climax during anal sex, the woman clamping down, creating an airtight fit around the penis and passing gas with such force that it travels down the urethra and enters the sperm duct, eventually blowing up the testicles like balloons (A gigaqueef), performed with such vigour that one of more testicles explode under the force.

If a gigaqueef is performed before or after climax, the bladder may be ablated instead of the desired area, the testicles. Therefore it is always suggested that viagra or other aphrodisiacs are consumed before it is attempted during sex.

Also known as a "Ballooning Ballbuster" or, medically, a "Testicular Ablation".

Alan to Keith: "I can't believe that my testicular ablation surgery was 23k! those scoundrels!!"
Keith to Alan: "You mean an explosive gigaqueef? dude, my wife gives those out for free lmao!"
Alan to Keith: "But bro, I dont want your wife to give me a ballooning ballbuster..."
Keith to Alan: "Who do you want to then?"
Alan to Keith: "You bro..."
Keith to Alan: "Bro..."

*Alan and Keith kiss.*

by father longnipples May 11, 2022

Cream pie explosion

The act of shooting your load into the anus in the form of a cream pie then the other partner farts so the cream pie shoots out like a cream pie explosion.

Me and my girlfriend did a cream pie explosion last night .

by Zander0969 September 14, 2022

semen explosion

When a dude bust an unholy nut in the girls bootydoo

How you doing shawwty im bust a load in u (semen explosion

by Drizzy Drake 445123 October 1, 2022