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serious emotional trauma

When a large, asian male farts inside your school bag, but not without dropping a turd inside it, zipping the bag back up, shaking the bag around, opening it back up, and showing you the smeared shit all over your assignment papers due next period.
Fuck! No! My papers! I've been Serious emotional trauma'd!
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003
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emotional tampon

Something only women are capable of, and evil enough to do. They fool poor insecure men into thinking they are recieving affection when they never will. They are often used as pillows for tears, or little "I lost my boyfriend and I'm grieving him" dolls. If this happends to you, just tell them to fk off.
John says "This bitch just lost her boyfriend. I think she likes me because she's holding my hand and it feels nice"

Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"

Then John cries.
by daniel October 3, 2004
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Emotional slut

An emotional slut is someone who has feelings for more than one person at the same time. Like a regular slut sleeps with several people at once, an emotional slut may be in love with several people at once.
Amy: Christine is such an emotional slut.
Jenny: Umm, why do you say that?
Amy; Well she actually told me that she's in love with Josh...And Kyle. At the same time.
by Joelline December 30, 2008
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Evolution of Modern Utensils

A scientific theory developed by Steve Peterson regarding the taxonomy and phylogeny of modern day utensils.

The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.
The chart of the Evolution of Modern Utensils will be released soon.
by Official Spoon Gang October 17, 2019
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Emotionaleet

The emotionaleet cut themselves,
often with Half-Life² cds, they listen to emotionaleet music, which is techno with emotional lyrics.
"GOD DAMN AWPER," screamed Justin as he slid the edge of his new copy of Half-Life² over his wrist.
by Shadaez April 6, 2005
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emotionally celibate

John: "I'm emotionally celibate about this whole situation."
Mike: "You're what?"
John: 'I'm emotionally celibate. I don't give a fuck."
by Nascar24Fan July 3, 2018
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Evolution

1. A theory about how humans came to be.
2. Excrement.
Yo man, I took an evolution in the toilet the other day.
by fatboy_bake April 17, 2011
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