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by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003
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John says "This bitch just lost her boyfriend. I think she likes me because she's holding my hand and it feels nice"
Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"
Then John cries.
Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"
Then John cries.
by daniel October 3, 2004
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An emotional slut is someone who has feelings for more than one person at the same time. Like a regular slut sleeps with several people at once, an emotional slut may be in love with several people at once.
Amy: Christine is such an emotional slut.
Jenny: Umm, why do you say that?
Amy; Well she actually told me that she's in love with Josh...And Kyle. At the same time.
Jenny: Umm, why do you say that?
Amy; Well she actually told me that she's in love with Josh...And Kyle. At the same time.
by Joelline December 30, 2008
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The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.
The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.
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often with Half-Life² cds, they listen to emotionaleet music, which is techno with emotional lyrics.
often with Half-Life² cds, they listen to emotionaleet music, which is techno with emotional lyrics.
by Shadaez April 6, 2005
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Mike: "You're what?"
John: 'I'm emotionally celibate. I don't give a fuck."
Mike: "You're what?"
John: 'I'm emotionally celibate. I don't give a fuck."
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