elgin middle school

a place full of fake ass bitches and man whores.

elgin middle school sucks!

by hehehihateyou December 16, 2019

Edinson

Your boyfriend, and future husband, Mallory. You will spend the rest of your eternal life with him.

I love Edinson

by Shunguito December 31, 2020

Broadband Engine

The Broadband Engine is the Cell based CPU that is going to be used in the upcoming Playstation 3 game console.

Playstation 2 has Emotion Engine
Playstation 3 will have Broadband Engine

by Paul December 14, 2003

michael eddington

A Starfleet officer from "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" who betrayed his commander and caused him to chase Eddington all around the galaxy and he could never escape. He died by getting shot...a lot.

EDDINGTON!...Michael Eddington, you betrayed your uniform!

by knowledgeman October 5, 2006

Catalog Engineer

Someone who reads catalogs of equipment -- high performance car parts, electronics or whatever -- and suddenly thinks he knows everything. These people are easy to spot -- they spend a great deal of money "improving" their cars, stereos or whatever. What they say sounds like hyperbolic ad copy and they won't let go of their beliefs, no matter how often someone proves them wrong.

Adam: Oh great, Ed's on a rant. He bought some gadget he found in a hot rod magazine for his car and claims it's doubled the power and his fuel economy. I looked at the thing and it's junk, just like all the other "performance parts" he bought in the last month.

Eve: That's Ed, alright. A real "Catalog Engineer."

by The Third Jay Guy December 16, 2010

Edvin

One who is boring at times but is only being sensible. Is also very helpful and will often get very attached to the people he has helped. Is known for loyalty and the ability to make self sacrifices to please others.

person: can you help me?

An Edvin: yeah sure anything.

by liontamer586 February 6, 2010

software engineer

Software Engineer is a professional that uses Software Engineering and all of its engineering principals during all phases of software development. Too bad this was only achieved once in all of recorded history.

That hacker called himself a software enginer.
That coder thinks she is a software engineer.
Those programmer wishes they were software engineers.
I am the only software engineer I know that is why we don't have a union.

by joepa February 17, 2004