Dress

A piece of clothing that is soooo long

Friend A: What is a dress?
Friend B: A piece of clothing that is soo long

by Lol I’m gay and trans and abro August 27, 2023

Thousand Island dressing

when a man and woman engage in intercourse, while the girl is on her period and the guy ejaculates inside of her.

ashlynn: I want dick so bad but i’m on my period
megan: just do it man, go make some thousand island dressing.

by meganlikesbbc February 21, 2019

National Dress Like a Slut Day

An American holiday that occurs on or around Halloween during which women get tarted up and dress as slutty nurses, slutty cops, slutty superheroes, slutty schoolgirls, slutty cats, slutty cowgirls, slutty cheerleaders, etc.

For National Dress Like a Slut Day, my girl wore a pointy hat and a black bikini with her tits and ass hanging out and said it was a witch costume.

by JazmanTestifyin May 21, 2024

undies dressed

Wearing only my undies.

I’m only undies dressed, when after I have an accident, such as urinating on myself, including bed wetting!

by Turo Fernandez June 6, 2020

put a dress on him

To take control of another person in a business transaction or meeting; to get the better end of the deal; to dominate or intimidate another.

The customer tried to negotiate, but I put a dress on him.
I paid too much for my car; man was I ever wearing the dress!
Do you want to make some sales, or do you want to wear a dress?

by herpin_man May 25, 2012

Giblet Dressing

The residual wet trail left by an ugly girls vagina.

Him: I wasn’t cheating babe, I swear.

Her: I saw Dusty had her giblet dressing all over your couch last night. What you mean you weren’t cheating?

by 2 Insightful Idiots June 5, 2024

Blue dress

A girl who always wears a blue dress doesn’t know what she is doing in life to put it simply they are lost as they only can wear blue. Most people who wear them are mental vegetables and feminazis

She’s wearing a blue dress again

As always lost and feminists

by Michelle Brandon April 23, 2022