Distraction

Something used to pull the attention off of someone/thing that is much more important, such as Television, friends, food, sleep, etc... Often used to avoid boredom

Man, this homework is killing me, I need a distraction

by Luckyboy14 March 8, 2010

colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Disturbed

Better than any band I have ever listened to...EVERY ONE OF THEM!!

Every single song they made is an instant 10/10!

Liberate, Voices, The Game, etc... ALL OF THEM ARE GOOD!

by James Lowe November 4, 2004

Disturbed

Heavy Metal band with David Draiman as their vocalist, Fuzz as their bass player, Dan Donegan at guitar, and Mike Wengren at drums. Known as the best band to grace the presence of Rap/Alternative Metal. One of the only bands some prepubescents would call satanic but if you actually listen to their lyrics, they are actually slightly religious. They can range from all out screaming (like in their infamous "child abuse" bit in "Down With the Sickness" not on radio version) to soothing (like in "Darkness")
My favorite band.....

Disturbed came together in 1997....biatch

by CorrodedBeing November 30, 2004

the distillers

extremely hardcore band who rocks out whatever is thrown at them. brody has an incredible voice that even though its screaming, sounds beautiful! if you haven't listened to them really check them out! their songs may be self-defacing (like green day) but they are very realistic. and they use big words ;)

hey you, listen to the distillers™

by karen April 29, 2004

distracticunt

When someone has a large quantity of work or an important task to do and someone decideds to start bothering you they are being a distracticunt. The male version being a distracticock. Inspired by Cydney, coined by Leslie.

"Get the fuck out of my room you whorey, diseased distracticunt"

by Mo November 20, 2004

disting

Originated from the words "this thing".

Its like a whatchamacallit or a thingymabob but a little different.

Pass the disting. I want to use it with the other disting to make the disting.

by Daryl March 11, 2004