Diddy Punch

The term originating in the incident in which Diddy punched a guy in the jaw when he took offense at Diddy chatting up his girl.

He diddy punched the fool who was talkin up the girl he brought to the party.

by Sterces October 18, 2008

diddley juice

Is when a woman has a orgasm and drinks her cum juice

Did she hust drink that diddley juice?

by ~Blaze October 14, 2014

diddley fuck

To do absolutely nothing of importance for a period of time.

"What have you been up to?"
"Who me? I've been up to sweet diddley fuck"

by Rex Breakfast April 25, 2016

diddle drawer

The female equivalent to a spank bank. Where a women sees a hot guy, and later pleasures herself to the thought of him.

He's so hot... definitely going in the diddle drawer!

by Eastcoastislander June 6, 2016

diddle johnson

Likes to play with penis

Dj likes to diddle Johnson

by 216 wp May 17, 2017

Diddle whisper

When one wants to discretely evacuate the bladder through the diddle

Tom says to Sarah, "I need to diddle whisper."

Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.

He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."

by Captain Catsquid April 20, 2018

diddle-fart

Someone or something that is insanely weird and or stupid

My sister Rose is a massive diddle-fart

by Gangbanger2001 March 4, 2018